From this morning's batch of matches comes a man from Boston, MA whose occupation is "spend more to make more" and whose one and only photo was a picture of him from the back, wearing nothing but a bathing suit, and, based on what I can only imagine from the small size of the photo, peeing.
Not really sure what kind of woman this guy is looking for, but I am pretty sure I'm not it.
(Match closed.)
5 comments:
C'mon Fibby, we all have to pee every now and then. It's not our fault it gets caught on a camera....
the double-secret-probation, secret-flavour-recipe, patented compatibility matching system® matched you with these guys?
Yes, indeed, GT. Only the best for me!
"Spend more to make more" is a REALLY funny occupation. Maybe don't date him; just hire him to write your holiday cards? Or your status updates? Holy crap... *I* should do that!
Perhaps he's trying to tell people he is house broken.
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