A while back, I wrote about how werewolves had taken over my email.
Tonight, as I wrote an email from my Yahoo account, I went to edit the subject heading line, and accidentally hit the "subject" button to the left of the text box. Right before my eyes, the subject heading changed from a boring "hi" to "I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings." I clicked it again, and the subject heading changed to "You can't make friends with salad."
It's called the "Subject-o-matic" and it is brilliant.
(Other great lines include "Did you or did you not order the CODE RED?!" and "I'll transfer your skills to the legumes")