Tonight, when the bar closed after spending the night celebrating a good friend's 30th birthday, we went to everyone's favorite late-night/early-morning dining establishment. 15 of us crowded around a big round table and ate as though we hadn't eaten in weeks. It was a great end to a really fun night.
When the fortune cookies were passed around, I eagerly took mine and broke it open, only to find a "fortune" whose top line had been cut off. The line that was left said:
"itself known through your words."
(Lucky Numbers: 7, 14, 17, 28, 34, 42)
Here's my question to you, dear readers: What did the first part of the fortune say???
4 comments:
It's either "The color of your underwear will make...", or "Your heart will make..."
Most likely the former.
Perhaps "your wanton desire", or more likely, "your future". But I much prefer wanton desires. EFS
It is missing two parts: at the beginning and at the end.
"Passion will make itself known through your words except in bed. Then, just grunting will suffice."
Wait...do your parents read this?
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